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Making Fun of Dick Cheney

It looks like we have begun a steady descent into the pits of a theme-based post on a daily basis. But, dear reader, I caution you — because this site is not necessarily about breaking new music, or quenching your fix for fresh leaks (though we have done ok at both of those things recently). This site is really just to try to turn my passion for music into an infectious disease. I want it to plague all of those who dare to lend their ear to even a single track. I want to weaponize my opinions and spray them from the top of skyscrapers. I want to drop WMDs — WEAPONS OF MASS DEAFNESS on an unsuspecting populus.

Ok, really I just want to make fun of Dick Cheney and create a blog post that will trigger the saber-toothed government operatives. Eat it, G-men.

Now, I also have to clarify something — some have accused me of just lumping together all the songs I can find about a particular subject — but that wouldn’t take any skill, anyones grandmother could google/allmusic/soulseek songs about shotguns and make a substantial post of mp3s. I take credit for digging through the milk-crates and pulling out those choice singles that can not only make above the belt jabs at our vice-president, but will also please the ears and radiate positive vibes to cubicles everywhere. I post quality tracks. Go ahead, compare my post below to any of the other mp3blog Dick Cheney related humor posts. No seriously….. do it

• Cypress Hill – Sawed of Shotgun
• Slug and Murs – Break Her Down Her Like a Shotgun
• Willie Nelson – Shotgun Willie
• The Matadors – Shotgun
• Beulah – Shotgun Dedication
• Tom Waits – 16 Shells From a Thirty-Ought-Six
• Guns N’ Roses – Shotgun Blues
• Dillinger Four – Shotgun Confessional
• Black Rebel Motorcycle Club – 6 Barrell Shotgun

edit: I also just have to add some of the lyrics from that Guns and Roses song — it’s just TOO appropriate:

I GOT THE SHOTGUN BLUES
SHOTGUN BLUES
I SAID I DON’T KNOW WHAT I DID
BUT I KNOW I GOTTA MOVE
I GOT THE SHOTGUN BLUES
SHOTGUN BLUES
I CAN’T WAIT HERE FOREVER
I GOT TOO MUCH HERE TO LOSE

AN NOW YOU’RE BLOWIN’ SMOKE
I THINK YOU’RE ONE BIG JOKE
ME…I GOTTA LOT TA LEARN
AN I’M STILL WAITIN’ FOR THE HEADS TO TURN
YOU SAY I WALK A LINE
FUCK THEY MOVE IT EVERY TIME
YOU WALK A MILE IN MY SHOES
AND THEN YOU TELL ME ‘BOUT SINGIN’ THE BLUES
YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR
AN FREEDOM’S REAL HIGH PRICED
AN WHILE YOU’RE RIPPIN’ OFF CHILDREN
SOMEBODY’S FUCKIN’ YOUR WIFE
IT’S NEVER MADE A DIFFERENCE
IT’S ONLY HOW YOU SURVIVE