The vanity that I posses resides in my bathroom.
Financiers have been commissioning nude portraits of their wives made from collages of newspaper clippings telling the stories of their own financial conquests.
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In one commission Dorrit Moussaieff, the wife of the president of Iceland, was seated naked apart from a pair of gloves and a hat created from cuttings showing banknotes.
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She added: “I suppose it is the ultimate ego boost for some of these guys to have a picture of their wife naked with stories about their boardroom successes pasted over the nude.
“But with the current status of the markets there is an incredible amount of material for me. It is fun for me to make the pictures topical. ”
Really? This is an ego boost? All I have is this stupid blog…. could someone please turn the text into a unicorn naked unicorn? I’ll pay you in future royalties. I’ll hang the finished piece in my bathroom and you can come over, we’ll lay on the floor and look at it while we toast to the patron saint of wankery.
Full Story at The Times UK
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