The Official Sarcastigate Guide to Gyros
I had the best Gyro of my life for lunch yesterday. It was literally in a body shop on University Avenue after a guy flagged me down at a stoplight and said he would fix my bumper for $20. I gave him a $20 tip because he also fixed my windshield sprayers and gave me this bomb ass Gyro that his wife had made for him. I don’t know what was in it, but I just have to assume it was made from some kind of lamb that was weened on the blood of virgins…. or something. I plan to crash into something today just so I can go back and get another Gyro. I made a graph it illustrate my experience with Gyros. Take note. As always….. Hell yes, kids.
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