From the desk of: Robert

The North vs The South

FARGO, N.D. — Musician Cisco Adler, once romantically involved with Paris Hilton among other celebrities, was arrested in Fargo, ND after allegedly punching a nightclub employee in the nose.

From the Minneapolis Star Tribune, December 19, 2008

SIOUX FALLS, S.D. — Hollywood actor and former British soccer player Vinnie Jones was arrested after a bar fight in downtown Sioux Falls, authorities said.

From the St Paul Pioneer Press, December 6, 2008

My money is on Vinnie Jones in any and every and all ‘dakota bar fight.  Motherfucker THROWS DOWN.