Sarcastigate at the Movies: American Teen
American Teen > Its IMDB Rating
The Middle > The End > The Beginning
The Access That The Director Creates > Any Doc I’ve Seen
That Notre Dame Girl < Anyone EVER.
Rating: 8.7/10
American Teen > Its IMDB Rating
The Middle > The End > The Beginning
The Access That The Director Creates > Any Doc I’ve Seen
That Notre Dame Girl < Anyone EVER.
Rating: 8.7/10
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I haven’t seen this movie. I am assuming, based on the IMDB “recommendations” at the bottom of the page, that it will feature a lot of faux-rocker singalongs (Cry Baby), emotional speeches about football (Coach Carter), cheerleader-induced fantasy montages (American Beauty), all ending in a giant river of blood (Carrie).
All of these things combined = best teen movie EVER.
December 22nd 2008 - 8:57am