From the desk of: Stuart

Screamin’ Semen (or AdDICKtion intervention)

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Apparently this is old news from an old study (2002), but that shouldn’t mean we can’t publicize the good news to men and women everywhere. Topics for follow-up research: absorption through other mucus membranes, reduction of potency (presumably by playing too much Worlds of Warcraft), and addiction (increase in potency).

Semen makes you happy. That’s the remarkable conclusion of a study comparing women whose partners wear condoms with those whose partners don’t.

The study, which is bound to provoke controversy, showed that the women who were directly exposed to semen were less depressed. The researchers think this is because mood-altering hormones in semen are absorbed through the vagina. They say they have ruled out other explanations.

From The New Scientist.