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February 11th, 2009

Sarcastigate at the Movies: Little Children

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For this film, I feel compelled to depart from my typical “greater than vs less than” structured film reviews.  The reason is simple: this film is far too complex for such distinctions.

First, however, an acknoweldgement — I’m incredibly late to the game on this one.  It came out in 2006.  I’ve already seen this, written about it, drunkenly discussed it ad naseum (with no recollection of any previous opinion.)  Just recently, however, they began screening this in HD and it gave me reason to re-watch it since it’s a movie that I greatly enjoyed and always suspected it may make it on to my all-time favorites list.

This is a film what’s stark (beautiful) cinematography stands in sharp contrast to its murky (beautiful) moral distinctions.  Through the main characters we are pulled through a study of romance vs realism and chemistry vs projected-perfection not by our noses but rather by a faint coaxing of our emotions.   Kate Winslet (who is somehow becoming my favorite actress in the world) turns in a subtle but powerful performance and is complemented by the rest of a well-acted cast.   The entire film lays perfectly in the tension between bucolic humanism and ironic detachment and gives the viewer enough credit to not become preachy or definitive.   The second half of the film hinges on a discussion of the book Madame Bovary.  Just as the book-group discussion feels conflicted in the justification (or lack-of) the female protagonists actions — the viewer of this film is continuously rooting for both enthusiastic sex (Kathy and Brad) and the application of oneself to control such carnal urges (Ronnie.)

Seemingly misunderstood in many reviews of this film is the voice-over narration.  Yes, it’s a little corny.  Yes, at the beginning I’m thinking to myself, “this shot would work just as well without the narrator spelling out exactly what the character is thinking.”   But… as the movie proceeds, as we understand the characters more, as we begin to grasp their intentions and they drop their pretensions — the narrator disappears.  He doesn’t seem to return until the very end — until the characters have made up their minds about what paths they’d like their ethical experiment to follow:  one that may require a little bit of narration to help communication and understanding along.

Little Children is full of sharp dialogue, solid performances, and an intelligence that I find hard to find.  The entire execution is superb and makes me wonder just how good the book must be.  This one will make it to my collection just as soon as it hits BluRay.  Yes… it’s that stunningly beautiful.

Rating: 9.5/10

(if you’d like some idea of where the last .5 went…. I suggest this Salon.com review.  It touches on a couple of the minor shortfalls in the film (Winslet not being homely enough looking) but the reviewer sorely misses (or fails to mention) the entire juxtaposition that this film relies on.)

February 10th, 2009

Sarcastigate at the Movies: RockNRolla

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The movie > The title

Snatch > Lock Stock > RockNRolla

British Cheekiness > American Cleverness

The Casting > Good

Too Skinny < Just Right

Rating: 6.5/10

February 4th, 2009

Part of the “I Can Read Movies” Series

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More movie posters in the style of 60’s paperbacks at Flickr.  So damn cool.

January 26th, 2009

Please, Bring Back The Mustache For The Second Half of Season 5

January 26th, 2009

The Family That Plays Together, Stays Together

From our, “Please Stick to Acting,” “Chuck and Buck, Suck and Fuck,” and “What in the DICKENS?” categories comes this story about Mike White and his dad joining the cast of CBS’ Amazing Race:

THE AMAZING RACE 14Mel, a gay-rights activist, has worked as a writer, professor, filmmaker and a pastor and is eager to have a once in a lifetime experience with his youngest child. He’s confident that his people skills will give him an advantage over some of the other Racers. He describes himself as energetic, caring and passionate and enjoys scuba diving and racquetball. When asked who he would model his style of game play after, he pointed to Season 7 winners Uchenna and Joyce, while Mike will model his game play after the “never say die” attitude of Charla and Mirna.

Read more at CBS.com (via Defamer)

or Peruse Mike White @ IMDB

January 24th, 2009

Sarcastigate at the Movies: Doubt

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As a Play (I suspect) > As a Movie

The Acting > Subtle, just as the Academy would expect.

The Pandering > The Acting

Things I Care About > This Movie

Rating: 7.0/10

January 22nd, 2009

“No floor bonin’, we’ll just clear off a couch.”

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Bill: (Turning to Zippy and pointing at the bird. Repeating in ever-increasing volume) Listen to me. Listen to me! LISTEN TO ME!! Do not confuse … my admitting a mistake, like a gentleman, with a check made out to you to subsequently go berserk. (Pause, Zippy squawks and jumps around a little) Yes! I got along with the Hawaiian, Zippy. 26 years in law enforcement, I am able to coexist with shitheels. The subject you raise now, concerns a different kettle of fish. And for all we know, he may be a fish, this John. “I got my fish-eye on you!” (We hear thunder in the background, there’s a pause and Zippy squawks ) So this isn’t an even handed back and forth. This is me on the receiving end of you … delivering unalterable instructions. Then we can save time and argumentation. (gets up) Scuse me, while I take a piss. If you have an objection, I’m sure you can convey it silently – once I get my stream going … and thereby shut that down too! Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ!

January 19th, 2009

I Can’t Ever Get Enough.

lilwayne1“I always think I be trippin’,” he said of the plans. “Like, you think you’re too good. Shut your stupid ass up, you can’t write no movie. I always sit down and be like, ‘I’m gonna write me a movie.’ Then about five minutes later I be like, ‘You really think you’re a little genius, don’t you.’”

From NME’s Lil Wayne to Write Horror Movie (via The Punk Guy)

January 16th, 2009

The Post Where We Rhyme “Deaf Salad” with “Cleft Palette”

joaquin-phoenix1Actor Joaquin Phoenix is set to embark on a music career, and his debut album is apparently to be produced by P. Diddy. [...]

The Hollywood Reporter says that his pal Casey Affleck will document the budding rapper’s career with a feature length movie, and will shoot an upcoming show by Phoenix in Las Vegas, NV.

Via NME

January 6th, 2009

Please stick to acting, kids.

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