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		<title>A Complete Video History of My Dating Life</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 21:43:36 +0000</pubDate>
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The Cooper&#8217;s Hill Cheese Rolling and Wake is an annual event held on the Spring Bank Holiday at Cooper&#8217;s Hill,[1], near Cheltenham and Gloucester in the Cotswolds region of England.[2] It is traditionally by and for the people of Brockworth &#8211; the local village, but now people from over [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>The Cooper&#8217;s Hill Cheese Rolling and Wake is an annual event held on the Spring Bank Holiday at Cooper&#8217;s Hill,[1], near Cheltenham and Gloucester in the Cotswolds region of England.[2] It is traditionally by and for the people of Brockworth &#8211; the local village, but now people from over the world take part. The event takes its name from the hill on which it occurs.</p>
<p>From the top of the hill a round of Double Gloucester cheese is rolled, and competitors race down the hill after it. The first person over the finish line at the bottom of the hill wins the cheese. In theory, competitors are aiming to catch the cheese, but since it has a one second head start and can reach speeds up to 70mph (112 km/h), enough to knock over and injure a spectator, this rarely occurs.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooper%27s_Hill_Cheese-Rolling_and_Wake">From Wikipedia</a> (Via <a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/24766/coopers-hill-cheese-rolling-dbp/">The Inquistr</a> and <a href="http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2009/05/coopers_hill_cheeserolling.html">The Big Picture</a>)</p>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Considering Going Pro In Hunkerin&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 21:10:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert</dc:creator>
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This year marks the 50th anniversary of one of the greatest contributions by the state of Arkansas to the American way of life.
In 1959, fraternity brothers at the University of Arkansas were suffering from a shortage of chairs. In protest, they took to “hunkering,” or squatting.
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<p style="text-align: left;">This year marks the 50th anniversary of one of the greatest contributions by the state of Arkansas to the American way of life.</p>
<p>In 1959, fraternity brothers at the University of Arkansas were suffering from a shortage of chairs. In protest, they took to “<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunkerin%27" target="_blank">hunkering</a>,” or squatting.</p></blockquote>
<p>From <a href="http://www.ivy-style.com/">Ivy Style</a></p>
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<blockquote><p>Before long, hunkerin&#8217; had spread, firstly to <a title="Missouri" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missouri">Missouri</a>, <a title="Mississippi" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mississippi">Mississippi</a> and <a title="Oklahoma" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oklahoma">Oklahoma</a>, thence across the rest of the country. While males were the predominant hunkers, it was reported that females hunkerers were welcomed.<sup id="cite_ref-Time_2-1" class="reference"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunkerin%27#cite_note-Time-2"><span>[</span>3<span>]</span></a></sup> Within months, regional hunkerin&#8217; competitions were being held to discover champion hunkerers.<sup id="cite_ref-Time_2-2" class="reference"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunkerin%27#cite_note-Time-2"><span>[</span>3<span>]</span></a></sup></p>
<p>Considered by authorities as much preferable to the craze of the previous year, <a title="Phonebooth stuffing" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phonebooth_stuffing">phonebooth stuffing</a><sup id="cite_ref-Time_2-3" class="reference"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunkerin%27#cite_note-Time-2"><span>[</span>3<span>]</span></a></sup>, people hunkered for hours at a time on car roofs, in phone booths and wherever people gathered.<sup id="cite_ref-Panotti_1-1" class="reference"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunkerin%27#cite_note-Panotti-1"><span>[</span>2<span>]</span></a></sup> <em><a class="mw-redirect" title="Life Magazine" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_Magazine">Life</a></em> referred to it as &#8220;sociable squatting&#8221;<sup id="cite_ref-3" class="reference"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunkerin%27#cite_note-3"><span>[</span>4<span>]</span></a></sup> Different styles of hunkerin&#8217; were reported as &#8220;sophisticates&#8221; tended to hunker flatfooted while other hunkered with their elbows inside the knees.<sup id="cite_ref-Time_2-4" class="reference"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunkerin%27#cite_note-Time-2"><span>[</span>3<span>]</span></a></sup></p>
<p>Reasons for the popularity of hunkerin&#8217; included the ability for large groups of people to participate together peacefully to discuss issues such as politics or sport.<sup id="cite_ref-Time2_0-1" class="reference"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunkerin%27#cite_note-Time2-0"><span>[</span>1<span>]</span></a></sup> When asked about the popularity of hunkerin&#8217;, one hunkerer said hunkerin&#8217; was</p>
<p>&#8220;A respite from a world of turmoil. The main purpose of hunkerin&#8217; is to get down and hunker together. It&#8217;s a friendship thing: get your friends to hunker with you. The man you don&#8217;t know is the man you haven&#8217;t hunkered with.&#8221; <sup id="cite_ref-Time_2-5" class="reference"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunkerin%27#cite_note-Time-2"><span>[</span>3<span>]</span></a></sup></p></blockquote>
<p><span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunkerin%27">From Wikipedia on Hunkerin&#8217;</a></span></p>
<p><span>(Swiped from <a href="http://acontinuouslean.com/2009/04/23/life-archive-hunker-down/">A Continuous Lean</a> &#8212; Click through for more great images.)</span></p>
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		<title>With 100 Years of Practice I&#8217;d Still Be 100 Years Behind</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 16:44:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert</dc:creator>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 21:38:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Minnesota Twins = Duck Down Records
They’re never as great as people want you to believe but are always lauded by traditionalists for playing “the right way.” They compete well with homegrown talent (Heltah Skeltah/Black Moon/Smif N Wessun = Joe Mauer/Justin Morneau/Francisco Liriano) mixed in with some savvy free agents/trades (Kidz in the Hall/B-Real/Torae &#38;Marco [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-938" title="pub67mn1" src="http://www.sarcastigate.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/pub67mn1-238x300.jpg" alt="pub67mn1" width="238" height="300" />The Minnesota Twins = <strong>Duck Down Records</strong></p>
<p>They’re never as great as people want you to believe but are always lauded by traditionalists for playing “the right way.” They compete well with homegrown talent (Heltah Skeltah/Black Moon/Smif N Wessun = Joe Mauer/Justin Morneau/Francisco Liriano) mixed in with some savvy free agents/trades (Kidz in the Hall/B-Real/Torae &amp;Marco Polo= Joe Nathan/Joe Crede/Delmon Young).  And Dru Ha is Ron Gardenhire.</p>
<p>“<em>Shouldn’t the Twins definitely be Rhymesayers? Isn’t that screamingly obvious?”–</em><a href="http://gooddoctorzeus.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Doc Zeus</a></p>
<p>I’m not sure besides Atmosphere and Ali what homegrown beasts Rhymesayers has produced. POS?  Musab?  The Twins always have 3-4 developed All-Stars, much like Duck Down. Plus, thumbs down to the entire Rhymesayers label for never making ONE reference to any hometown teams in 10 years.</p>
<p><em>“I can’t imagine Slug would ever be into sports. Who has time to root for baseball when you have a girlfriend to bitch about? I’d spit up blood if I ever saw him sporting a Twins fitted. Besides would YOU want to give a shout out to the Timberwolves if they were from YOUR hometown? I don’t think so.”–</em>Doc Zeus</p></blockquote>
<p>What Hip-Hop Label is Your Local Baseball Team?  Find out at <a href="http://clapcowards.com/2009/04/09/baseball-preview-mlb-teams-as-hip-hop-labels/">Clap Cowards</a></p>
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		<title>I&#8217;m totally blown.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 02:44:10 +0000</pubDate>
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&#8220;Insight has launched an impressive art installation series entitled Dopamine, from setting up underwater art installations with surf actions shots in Bali and having re-created famous skate spots in the middle of the Balinese jungle.
The surf installation was inspired by Beatnick;, Steve Gorrow embarked on a journey beneath the sea to explore the depths of [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>&#8220;<em>Insight</em> has launched an impressive art installation series entitled <a href="http://www.insight51.com/2008/_Dopamine/index.html" target="_blank">Dopamine</a>, from setting up underwater art installations with surf actions shots in Bali and having re-created famous skate spots in the middle of the Balinese jungle.</p>
<p>The surf installation was inspired by Beatnick;, Steve Gorrow embarked on a journey beneath the sea to explore the depths of the mind and creativity. Along with the help of his brother, Steve shipped out to Bali to take on the massive feat of building above and beneath the sea to give birth to the latest <em>Insight </em>surf spectacle, and that is <em>Dopamine</em>. Not one to cut corners on creativity, Steve combined upside down bedrooms, naked girls on motor bikes and underwater shanty towns with the amazing skill of the Insight surf team (surfnics) and the photographic talents of Dustin Humphrey to create an array of split double world madness. Welcome to Insight&#8217;s latest surf campaign featuring surfers Kai Otton, Luke Stedman, Warren Smith, Jared Mell, Made Lana,Jason Apparicio &amp; The Jamaican Surf Team.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Via <a href="http://translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&amp;tl=en&amp;u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nerdcore.de%2Fwp%2F2009%2F04%2F06%2Ffantastische-surf-fotos-mit-strange-zeugs-unter-der-wasseroberflache%2F">Nerdcore</a> (via <a href="http://www.dudecraft.com/2009/04/riding-wave-photography-of-dustin.html">dudecraft</a>)</p>
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		<title>Bounce, Bounce, Bounce, Swish</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2009 16:16:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since the mid-1960s, college men’s players have made about 69 percent of free throws, the unguarded 15-foot, 1-point shot awarded after a foul. In 1965, the rate was 69 percent. This season, as teams scramble for bids to the N.C.A.A. tournament, it was 68.8. It has dropped as low as 67.1 but never topped 70.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-899" title="funny_basketball_photos_131" src="http://www.sarcastigate.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/funny_basketball_photos_131-294x300.jpg" alt="funny_basketball_photos_131" width="294" height="300" />Since the mid-1960s, college men’s players have made about 69 percent of free throws, the unguarded 15-foot, 1-point shot awarded after a foul. In 1965, the rate was 69 percent. This season, as teams scramble for bids to the <a title="More articles about the National Collegiate Athletic Association." href="http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/organizations/n/national_collegiate_athletic_assn/index.html?inline=nyt-org">N.C.A.A.</a> tournament, it was 68.8. It has dropped as low as 67.1 but never topped 70.</p>
<p>In the <a title="More articles about the National Basketball Association." href="http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/organizations/n/national_basketball_association/index.html?inline=nyt-org">National Basketball Association</a>, the average has been roughly 75 percent for more than 50 years. Players in college women’s  basketball and the <a title="More articles about the W.N.B.A." href="http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/organizations/w/womens_national_basketball_association/index.html?inline=nyt-org">W.N.B.A.</a> reached similar plateaus — about equal to the men — and stuck there.</p>
<p>The general expectation in sports is that performance improves over time. Future athletes will surely be faster, throw farther, jump higher. But free-throw shooting represents a stubbornly peculiar athletic endeavor. As a group, players have not gotten better. Nor have they become worse.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/04/sports/basketball/04freethrow.html?pagewanted=1&amp;_r=2">Full Article On New York Times</a> (Via <a href="http://www.citypages.com/mischke">MISCHKE</a> !!!)</p>
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		<title>The Family That Plays Together, Stays Together</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 21:43:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From our, &#8220;Please Stick to Acting,&#8221; &#8220;Chuck and Buck, Suck and Fuck,&#8221; and &#8220;What in the DICKENS?&#8221; categories comes this story about Mike White and his dad joining the cast of CBS&#8217; Amazing Race:
Mel, a gay-rights activist, has worked as a writer, professor, filmmaker and a pastor and is eager to have a once in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From our, &#8220;Please Stick to Acting,&#8221; &#8220;Chuck and Buck, Suck and Fuck,&#8221; and &#8220;What in the DICKENS?&#8221; categories comes this story about Mike White and his dad joining the cast of CBS&#8217; Amazing Race:</p>
<blockquote><p><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-826" title="THE AMAZING RACE 14" src="http://www.sarcastigate.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/mel_mike_cropped1.jpg" alt="THE AMAZING RACE 14" width="250" height="300" />Mel, a gay-rights activist, has worked as a writer, professor, filmmaker and a pastor and is eager to have a once in a lifetime experience with his youngest child. He’s confident that his people skills will give him an advantage over some of the other Racers. He describes himself as energetic, caring and passionate and enjoys scuba diving and racquetball. When asked who he would model his style of game play after, he pointed to Season 7 winners Uchenna and Joyce, while Mike will model his game play after the &#8220;never say die&#8221; attitude of Charla and Mirna.</p></blockquote>
<p>Read more at <a href="http://www.cbs.com/primetime/amazing_race/bio/mel_and_mike_14/bio.php?season=14">CBS.com</a> (via <a href="http://defamer.com/5139303/mike-white--dad-sign-up-for-amazing-race-prepare-unsettling-chuck--buck-gambit">Defamer</a>)</p>
<p>or Peruse <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0925234/">Mike White @ IMDB</a></p>
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		<title>Lil&#8217; Wayne For President, 2016</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 06:10:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert</dc:creator>
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President Carter is looking&#8230; well&#8230;.. Presidential!
I&#8217;ll be looking at him being presidential on Jan 19th.  Woot!
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<p><a href="http://www.sarcastigate.com/2008/12/19/he-does-none-of-these-yet-he-does-some-things/#utm_source=feed&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=feed">President Carter</a> is looking&#8230; well&#8230;.. Presidential!</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll be looking at him being presidential on Jan 19th.  Woot!</p>
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		<title>The Death of a Dear Friend, RIP The Mischke Broadcast: 1992 &#8211; 2008</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 17:44:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert</dc:creator>
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The Mischke Poem 
I can&#8217;t think of many people that I&#8217;ve spent more cumulative time with in my entire life than TD Mischke.  Though I only, briefly, met him 3 times &#8230;  I always felt as if the time we spent together (Me, listener&#8230;. Tommy, broadcaster) was more of a two way street than was [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.mischkemadness.com/audiofiles/the_mischke_poem.mp3">The Mischke Poem</a><span> </span></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">I can&#8217;t think of many people that I&#8217;ve spent more cumulative time with in my entire life than TD Mischke.  Though I only, briefly, met him 3 times &#8230;  I always felt as if the time we spent together (Me, listener&#8230;. Tommy, broadcaster) was more of a two way street than was ever possible.  As a teenager I&#8217;d listen to him before I went to bed&#8230;.  then he become a staple of evenings&#8230; and later, my constant podcasting co-pilot during a long commute.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Perhaps it&#8217;s the right time to call the guy up, meet him for a hundred Summits at the Dubliner, and finally tell him that long, seemingly fabricated story about me and the city of Milwaukee (and the government agencies it involved) that took place in the fall of 2001.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Tommy, thanks for everything.  I look forward to hearing you wherever you land.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Mick Anselmo, Are you fucking listening??</p>
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		<title>No.  Nonono.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 15:41:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One thousand times, no.  Once again we are forced to thank Japan for a completely unnecessary, but thoroughly entertaining video game.
Super Pii-Pii Brothers.  Yes, there is multi-player mode.

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You can buy it here: ThinkGeek.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One thousand times, no.  Once again we are forced to thank Japan for a completely unnecessary, but thoroughly entertaining video game.</p>
<p><strong>Super Pii-Pii Brothers</strong>.  Yes, there is multi-player mode.</p>

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<p>You can buy it here: <a href="http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/superpiipii.html">ThinkGeek</a>.</p>
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