Below you'll find all my writing tagged with the word Cinema. The posts are listed in chronological order. Click the post title to read more.
The grass over there > The grass right here.
The Direction (AMAZING.) > The Narration (AWFUL.)
Idealism > Materialism…. or is it?
Vickys’ > Cristinas’ (as a general rule.)
Javier Bardem >>>>>
Real Life < The Inherent Honesty of Every Character in This.
Rating: 8.9/10
Clint Eastwood > Clint Eastwood
Hmongs > Latins > Blacks
Rating: 8.5/10
Really, Aronofsky? I mean… I’m both terrified and infatuated with Mickey Rourke, this you know. Make 10 movies with him, I’ll probably like 8 of them just enough. You get some lee-way with that guy (roids or no roids) on board. I think you’re a good enough guy to give it to straight, though: is the romantic-sting-pulling-romantic-drama the genre you think is really going to let you stretch it out? Put that NYU education to work? Even the trailer sucks. I mean, dude, Darren, you wrote and directed a couple of the best movies of all time. (And one that made me feel like I had holes in my brain.) And then this? And on the horizon we have a RoboCop remake? Are things that tough? You need the money that bad? Or did you move to Malibu and start huffing glue? Fuck. I think I hate you, now. Sorry.
Also, it’s somehow getting amazing reviews. I guess I’ll be wrong on this one.
Swedish Original > American Remake (Sarcastigate Predicts the Future!)
Scary Vampires > Campy Vampires
Squares and Circles > No Hidden Meaning
Prepubescent Vampire > Prepubescent Assasin (It’s CLOSE!)
Rating: 9.7/10
The Action < The Dialogue
The Suspense < The Comedy
Midget Punch-Lines < Midget Karate-Chops
Collin Farrells Acting > Collin Farrells Image
Rating: 9.0/10
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October 23rd, 2008
You Can Also See Your Dog Run Away for 3 Days
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Also, The Fargodome is not an actual dome.