SARCASTIGATE. » Cinema http://www.sarcastigate.com Thu, 16 Dec 2010 18:14:25 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9 en hourly 1 Sarcastigate At The Movies: Vicky Cristina Barcelona http://www.sarcastigate.com/2009/05/05/sarcastigate-at-the-movies-vicky-cristina-barcelona/#utm_source=feed&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=feed http://www.sarcastigate.com/2009/05/05/sarcastigate-at-the-movies-vicky-cristina-barcelona/#comments Wed, 06 May 2009 03:36:35 +0000 Robert http://www.sarcastigate.com/?p=973 vicky_cristina_barcelona1

The grass over there > The grass right here.

The Direction (AMAZING.) > The Narration (AWFUL.)

Idealism > Materialism…. or is it?

Vickys’ > Cristinas’ (as a general rule.)

Javier Bardem >>>>>

Real Life < The Inherent Honesty of Every Character in This.

Rating: 8.9/10

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Clint Eastwood > Clint Eastwood

Hmongs > Latins > Blacks

Rating: 8.5/10

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Really, Aronofsky?  I mean… I’m both terrified and infatuated with Mickey Rourke, this you know.   Make 10 movies with him, I’ll probably like 8 of them just enough.  You get some lee-way with that guy (roids or no roids) on board.  I think you’re a good enough guy to give it to straight, though:  is the romantic-sting-pulling-romantic-drama the genre you think is really going to let you stretch it out?  Put that NYU education to work?  Even the trailer sucks.  I mean, dude, Darren, you wrote and directed a couple of the best movies of all time.   (And one that made me feel like I had holes in my brain.)  And then this?  And on the horizon we have a RoboCop remake?  Are things that tough?  You need the money that bad?  Or did you move to Malibu and start huffing glue?  Fuck.  I think I hate you, now.  Sorry.

Also, it’s somehow getting amazing reviews. I guess I’ll be wrong on this one.

-------------- This post originally appeared on the authors site: www.sarcastigate.com, natch. ]]> http://www.sarcastigate.com/2008/11/20/trailer-park-the-wrestler/feed/ 0 Sarcastigate at the Movies: Let The Right One In http://www.sarcastigate.com/2008/11/18/sarcastigate-at-the-movies-let-the-right-one-in/#utm_source=feed&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=feed http://www.sarcastigate.com/2008/11/18/sarcastigate-at-the-movies-let-the-right-one-in/#comments Tue, 18 Nov 2008 18:47:59 +0000 Robert http://www.sarcastigate.com/?p=647

Swedish Original > American Remake (Sarcastigate Predicts the Future!)

Scary Vampires > Campy Vampires

Squares and Circles > No Hidden Meaning

Prepubescent Vampire > Prepubescent Assasin (It’s CLOSE!)

Rating: 9.7/10

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The Action < The Dialogue

The Suspense < The Comedy

Harry Waters < Don Logan

Midget Punch-Lines < Midget Karate-Chops

Collin Farrells Acting > Collin Farrells Image

Rating: 9.0/10

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Pages in category “Films set in North Dakota”

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Also, The Fargodome is not an actual dome.

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