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		<title>The opposite of an abstract insertion</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 22:09:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A 20-year-old man presented to the emergency room complaining of rectal pain.  A well-nourished, well-developed man without signs of intoxication was admitted in no apparent distress.  Digital examination of the rectum revealed a stony hard mass.  Abdominal plain films showed a vertically oriented, low-lying radiopaque object in the rectum.   A [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><img style="float: right" class="alignright" title="Concrete Xray" src="http://www.well.com/~cynsa/graphics/concrete_xray.gif" alt="" width="273" height="181" />A 20-year-old man presented to the emergency room complaining of rectal pain.  A well-nourished, well-developed man without signs of intoxication was admitted in no apparent distress.  Digital examination of the rectum revealed a stony hard mass.  Abdominal plain films showed a vertically oriented, low-lying radiopaque object in the rectum.   A spherical radiolucency was noted in the upper pole of the mass.  A blood alcohol level was negative.  No other drug testing was performed.</p>
<p>Upon further questioning, the patient said that approximately 4 hrs earlier he and his boyfriend had been &#8220;fooling around.&#8221;  After stirring a batch of concrete mix, the patient laid on his back with his feet against the wall at a 45-degree angle while his boyfriend  poured the mixture through a funnel into his rectum.  After the concrete mass hardened, it became so painful that he sought medical care.</p>
<p><img style="float: right" class="alignright" title="Conrete Colon" src="http://www.well.com/~cynsa/graphics/concrete.gif" alt="" width="194" height="318" />Under general anesthesia, the anus was dilated and two Foley catheters were inserted alongside the rectal mass to relieve suction.  A concrete case of the rectum was delivered without incident.  The rectal mucosa was intact with a hyperemic and edematous appearance.</p>
<p>The patient was kept overnight and discharged uneventfully the following morning.  The attending physician recommended a psychiatric consultation, but the patient declined.</p>
<p>[...] A layer of concrete was chipped off the upper part of the specimen and revealed a white plastic ping-pong ball.</p></blockquote>
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