The 'crap movies' Tag Archive

Below you'll find all my writing tagged with the word crap movies. The posts are listed in chronological order. Click the post title to read more.

November 20th, 2008

Trailer Park: The Wrestler

Really, Aronofsky?  I mean… I’m both terrified and infatuated with Mickey Rourke, this you know.   Make 10 movies with him, I’ll probably like 8 of them just enough.  You get some lee-way with that guy (roids or no roids) on board.  I think you’re a good enough guy to give it to straight, though:  is the romantic-sting-pulling-romantic-drama the genre you think is really going to let you stretch it out?  Put that NYU education to work?  Even the trailer sucks.  I mean, dude, Darren, you wrote and directed a couple of the best movies of all time.   (And one that made me feel like I had holes in my brain.)  And then this?  And on the horizon we have a RoboCop remake?  Are things that tough?  You need the money that bad?  Or did you move to Malibu and start huffing glue?  Fuck.  I think I hate you, now.  Sorry.

Also, it’s somehow getting amazing reviews. I guess I’ll be wrong on this one.

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