The 'doctor my eyeeees' Tag Archive

Below you'll find all my writing tagged with the word doctor my eyeeees. The posts are listed in chronological order. Click the post title to read more.

May 19th, 2009

In This Post We Are Mean Funny.

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In this photo, Kelly Clarkson looks like all of our ex-girlfriends… fat.  The reaction is a similar, “What happened?!”

Don’t take it too hard, Kel.  We’ll still call when we’re drunk and feeling alone.

(This post was probably better at Go Fug Yourself. They are always better.)

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