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		<title>In This Post We Are Mean Funny.</title>
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In this photo, Kelly Clarkson looks like all of our ex-girlfriends&#8230; fat.  The reaction is a similar, &#8220;What happened?!&#8221;
Don&#8217;t take it too hard, Kel.  We&#8217;ll still call when we&#8217;re drunk and feeling alone.
(This post was probably better at Go Fug Yourself. They are always better.)
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In this photo, Kelly Clarkson looks like all of our ex-girlfriends&#8230; fat.  The reaction is a similar, &#8220;What happened?!&#8221;</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t take it too hard, Kel.  We&#8217;ll still call when we&#8217;re drunk and feeling alone.</p>
<p>(This post was probably better at <a href="http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/go_fug_yourself/2009/05/i_do_not_fug_up.html">Go Fug Yourself.</a> They are always better.)</p>
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