The 'magic shed' Tag Archive

Below you'll find all my writing tagged with the word magic shed. The posts are listed in chronological order. Click the post title to read more.

October 18th, 2008

He Brought the Passions

James E. Reilly (July 15, 1948 – October 2008)[1][2]) was an American soap opera writer. Known for his work as the head writer of NBC’s Days of our Lives and creator/head writer of Passions, Reilly chose financial core status with the Writers Guild of America during the 2007-2008 Writers Guild of America strike.[3]

Reilly won a Daytime Emmy Award for Outstanding Drama Series Writing as head writer for Guiding Light in 1993.[2]

Reilly died suddenly in October 2008 while recovering from cardiac surgery.

via Wikipedia

He wrote a show that had: poisoned wedding rings; a mysterious shed that inspired dialogue like, “I TOLD YOU NEVER TO ASK ME ABOUT THE SHED,” and of course, “I could NEVER forget The SHED”; talking candles; the disembodied head of Adrian Zmed, wearing a tri-corner hat; a doctor who specialized in every conceivable kind of medicine, including administering lethal injections in prison; kidnappers who dressed up as clowns; a living doll (rest in peace, Timmy); a scene in which a local house was sucked into Hell; a zombie character; a She-Male serial killer who later got pregnant with its own father’s child; an army of lesbian nuns; a castration and subsequent botched penis-reattachment that resulted in it being stuck on backwards; countless scenes about how any stimulation of said wonked-up wang would result in DEATH; a whole storyline about how Whitney couldn’t sing jazz because her father felt you would never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy than in a JAZZ CLUB; a murder mystery in which character did things like carry around books called How To Murder Your Sister And Get Away With It, or something; a little girl who communicated via cartoon thought bubbles; a witch who Saw Things in her magic bowl; and in the end, a suddenly active volcano in the middle of New England that threatened to destroy the town (spoiler: it didn’t).

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