The 'morons' Tag Archive

Below you'll find all my writing tagged with the word morons. The posts are listed in chronological order. Click the post title to read more.

May 28th, 2009

A Complete Video History of My Dating Life

The Cooper’s Hill Cheese Rolling and Wake is an annual event held on the Spring Bank Holiday at Cooper’s Hill,[1], near Cheltenham and Gloucester in the Cotswolds region of England.[2] It is traditionally by and for the people of Brockworth – the local village, but now people from over the world take part. The event takes its name from the hill on which it occurs.

From the top of the hill a round of Double Gloucester cheese is rolled, and competitors race down the hill after it. The first person over the finish line at the bottom of the hill wins the cheese. In theory, competitors are aiming to catch the cheese, but since it has a one second head start and can reach speeds up to 70mph (112 km/h), enough to knock over and injure a spectator, this rarely occurs.

From Wikipedia (Via The Inquistr and The Big Picture)

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January 6th, 2009

I don’t come down to your work and slap the dick out of your mouth.

aaayfuckyouimananteaterMost of the bands and artists I’m betting on to make inroads in the mainstream in ’09 are already known to pop music zealots, to the point that many among that particular subculture might already deem a few of them “old hat.” My interest here isn’t with these people, because –as you know if you’ve ever been cornered by one of them in a bar –they already know everything.

Even if hipsters will assume that as soon as a band becomes popular that band is no longer cool, most people don’t hear music until it makes it into some form of the mainstream, be it via the Internet, the radio, the television, or one of those Web radio stations that does the thinking for you (Genius, Pandora and the like).

This, then, is a list of bands to watch, both local and national, in the coming year:

Who: Fleet Foxes [...]

Who: Vampire Weekend [...]

Who: Santogold

From The Buffalo News Who’ll be rockin’ in 2009? Jeff Miers’ list of bands to watch (via Idolator)

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