SARCASTIGATE. » president carter http://www.sarcastigate.com Thu, 16 Dec 2010 18:14:25 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9 en hourly 1 Can He Pull Off A Cross Over? http://www.sarcastigate.com/2009/01/27/can-he-pull-off-a-cross-over/#utm_source=feed&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=feed http://www.sarcastigate.com/2009/01/27/can-he-pull-off-a-cross-over/#comments Tue, 27 Jan 2009 06:14:29 +0000 Robert http://www.sarcastigate.com/?p=837 weezy_bmi_5751Dear Mr. Carter,

Please either a) stick to rapping or b) hire Rick Rubin.

It’s growing on me. I know it sucks…. but it’s growing on me.  The louder I turn it up, the better it is.  I have to assume this is how a rock record should be.

Truly,

Your Biggest Fan.

ps:  You actually played that guitar solo, didn’t you?  It’s awful.  Yet, very endearing.

Lil Wayne – Prom Queen

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How many songs you record in your life?
Christ, over a million.

Seriously?
Quite sure. I been recording since I was 11. That’s the difference. Not writing, but recording and rapping for people. Baby and them had me in the studio since I was 11. My first album came out when I was 12. Over a million, yeah.

Full Interview at GQ Blog (Via ThePunkGuy Via HypeBeast)

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Top Ten Things Lil Wayne Doesn’t Do, According to Lil Wayne On The Carter III
10. Owe you, like two vowels
9. Rap, he films movies
8. Fantasize
7. Have to get his tooth fixed
6. Write shit, cuz he ain’t got time
5. Have the answer
4. Wanna finish
3. Know what you are on
2. Give a fuck if you see him
1. Care

Click through to full article to see The Top 25 Things You Don’t Do According to Lil Wayne and The Top 50 Things Lil Wayne Is….

From Fader Magazines Listmania 2008 (Via Thepunkguy)

Also, in case you’d like to know where I’ll be on Jan 19th:

Rap star Lil’ Wayne might finally have to wear something besides his trademark low-riding, heinie-exposing jeans: He’s coming to Minneapolis to perform in January.

From Minneapolis Star Tribune (Via Keezy M, Baby)

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