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	<title>SARCASTIGATE. &#187; sauced</title>
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		<title>Tiger Chimp.</title>
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A Russian chimpanzee has been sent to rehab by zookeepers to cure the  smoking and beer-drinking habits he has picked up, a popular daily  reported on Friday. [...]
&#8220;The beer and cigarettes were ruining him. He would pester passers-by  for booze,&#8221; the Komsomolskaya Pravda paper said.
Link (via New Shelton Wet/Dry)
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<blockquote><p>A Russian chimpanzee has been sent to rehab by zookeepers to cure the  smoking and beer-drinking habits he has picked up, a popular daily  reported on Friday. [...]</p>
<p>&#8220;The beer and cigarettes were ruining him. He would pester passers-by  for booze,&#8221; the Komsomolskaya Pravda paper said.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35602234/ns/technology_and_science-science/">Link</a> (via <a href="http://www.newshelton.com/wet/dry/">New Shelton Wet/Dry</a>)</p>
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