That hooker was made in Germany to take that beating! You know how well they make things in Germany!
I wish this crazy hooker had been a better fighter. ShamWow guy deserves a good ass kicking.
Also — Is that what $1000 gets you on the hooker scene? I’m pretty unfamiliar with it but it seems like if you’re dropping $1000 (and does ShamWow Guy really need to pay for sex??) you should get something first class.
pictures via The Smoking Gun and TMZ