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April 12th, 2007

Have one for Kurt Today, Folks.

Today is a sad day, indeed.  One of the greatest writers of all time cashed in his chips and kicked off.  I’ll be celebrating his life with EXTRA amounts of Jim Beam tonight.  I know he was a good writer because everytime I opened one of his books…. nay…. even SMELT one of his books, it made me want to stop writing forever.   I was lucky enough to see him speak in St. Paul near enough the year 2000.  It was an amazing experience.

Not many know this, but Kurt Vonnegut served as honorary president of the American Humanist Society — an organization that is nearest to being able to sum up just about everything I believe in.   Their main ideas are centered around a common respect for fellow man — sort of a “don’t be evil” approach to self governance.  Vonnegut himself famously wrote that religion would be a helluva lot better off if Jesus would have just stopped after the sermon on the mount — and everyone paid better attention to those silly little Beatitudes.


To whom it may concern: It is springtime. It is late afternoon.

Goodbye, Kurt.  Thanks for brightening things up around here.

Born Ruffians – Kurt Vonnegut (Live on KEXP) 

April 10th, 2007

Saying what I wanted Said

This post is overdue. I’m sure you’re used to that. I’m not holding up my end of the bargain — but I’m trying and I appreciate your continued love. I owe you. You see…. I’m brilliant at the first 80% of any project. I can whack off a good majority of the work, but when it comes down to finishing that last 20% I freeze up. This is true almost universally in everything that I do. (Except drinking… I can SLAY that last 20%.)

When blog posts are coming fast and furious, and smooth — it’s easy for me to just force myself to deal with the unpleasantness. To come face to face with completion and whoop its ass. And these are small projects. Miniatures. Sometimes it’s as if they get stuck in the barrel — obstructing anything else new from beginning to steep because I’m so frustrated with their retardation.

Last week I started working on a post that was going to relate a conversation I had with a nice young lady. I had just met her and we began discussing film. She had recently viewed Shortbus — a movie that features a very graphic auto-fellatio scene (to the point of ejaculation) — and I had just watched Ken Park — a movie that includes numerous graphic sex scenes and a full on, uncut (unedited, sicko) auto-erotic asphyxiation scene. The post did not come easily for me. It doesn’t have the tone that I want it to have and it’s just sitting there all retarded and staring up at me making me want to back over it with my car and then toss it in a pillow sack full of doorknobs and feed it to a shark.

Let’s skip that one for now. I’ll finish it someday. (right)

Today I’ll do a post that should have been done in the meantime. I’m going to do my best to keep you somewhat updated on shows that I’ve been attending. Last week (or the week before, perhaps) I went and caught The Long Winters. They are a band that I’ve always liked, but never REALLY liked. Now I REALLY like them. Great stage prescence, fantastic songwriting, and a very intimate show. Oh yeah, and I was there with good company.

Check out two tracks below. If anyone was there or has seen them on this tour and has a recording of Hey Joe that they did during the encore. (ok… not really… they are a band that refuse to play encores. They are right, too. They say if every kid in every school gets an A, then the A has no value. If every rock band is obligated to play an encore, then that encore is meaningless. They will do their part to make it a great show — they will play an “extra special” set after their main set and then they will leave — it’s sound reasoning.) The version of Hey Joe they played was incredible — one of the best covers I’ve heard in a long, long time.

The Long Winters – Hindsight
The Long Winters – Honest

I’ll do my best to get back to the good posts. Ones with relevant information. Oh yeah. And the states. The states are coming back. “Huzzah!” said the masses.

April 7th, 2007

Groove. period.

Sometimes you just want to feel a groove, and that’s the way I have been feeling for a few days. I stumbled on a new band (that has actually been around for a while), and have rediscovered a few bands that have been in my collection for a while. One thing I think is commonly overlooked with rock music is the music itself – strip away the lyrics, the vocals… everything except the musician and their instrument.

Instrumental music has not gotten very far in the popular sphere. It doesn’t convey specific emotions (doesn’t literally spell it out, that is) and you can’t sing along while driving. Well, I don’t drive. And if I were to drive, I’m probably more likely to be thrashing the phantom high-hat and finishing every drum fill with a giant crash (to be a rock and not rooooolllllll… dudduhduh – duhduhduh – duhduhduh – duhdudhdhduhduhduh ..CRASH). Or “Mommy, is that guy having a seizure?”

Some of the readers may already be acquainted with Explosions in the Sky, but I wasn’t until today. You may know them from the soundtrack to “Friday Night Lights” – the movie I didn’t see. Their new CD (released in February) “All of A Sudden I Miss Everyone” is great. I love it. I can chill out with the headphones on. It makes me feel nice. It plays well in the background and it plays well in my head. Some of it reminds me a little bit of Miles Davis “Jack Johnson” …with less funk. It can be pretty minimal sometimes. Oh, and even though you can’t sing along, you can definitely drum along.

Also, in the spirit of instrumentals, I have also included a song by Michael Gulezian. He plays acoustic guitar and fingerpicks like a maniac. His music is often described as “New Age” which isn’t quite accurate – I would say it’s more folk/rock, but it just happens that he doesn’t sing very often, so I think he gets left out of the “Folk” category. His CDs can sound a little bit like something that would play in the background at the dentist, but if you saw him live you would never make that connection. He is, quite possibly, the happiest man alive and will often extend his shows just for pure enjoyment. A lot of energy behind his music, combined with interesting song names (“Meandering Jelly: A Contraceptive Failure”, “‘I’m No Seismologist,’ Chortled the Metrognome”) make him a good addition to any music collection.

I’m going to have to stop typing this and just let it post, because I keep finding things to add. I realized that I completely overlooked Kaki King, who is one of the front-runners of modern instrumental folk (or whatever you want to call it). She performs by herself, and she has a ton of energy. When I saw her she didn’t play with any sort of electronic equipment, but now she’s using loop effects and drum machines when she performs. Look her up on YouTube; you’re bound to find some good stuff. I think she represents a good mix of the latter two artists.

These musicians aren’t hiding anything, and don’t need lyrics to showcase their music.

Explosions in the Sky – Remember Me as a Time of Day
Explosions in the Sky – The Birth and Death of the Day
Michael Gulezian – Mood Rub A Dub
Kaki King – Happy as a Dead Pig in the Sunshine
Kaki King – Frame

Oh, and after doing my last post, I realized that there is a band in England called The Clay Machine-guns. Probably named after the book I was referring to, which was released in England under that name, and a different name in the US.

April 2nd, 2007

A Single Punch to the Nose Can Kill Satan

Be patient, dear reader. We’ll get to the music in a moment. First let’s talk about art. I’ve been reading about ????????? ????????????? (if you don’t read greek: Doménicos Theotokópoulos) or as may be more contextually familiar, El Greco. El Greco was an Italian painter that contributed heavily to the expressionist and cubist movements, but was so unique in style that he’s often times not even associated with a specific school. He was off the weirdness charts, and probably insane. His artwork is famous for containing “tortuously elongated figures and often phantasmagorical pigmentation” (wikipedia)

In 1570 the Church gave him a shout and asked if he would be available to come cover up the indecent bits in Michelangelo’s work in the Sistine Chapel. El Greco showed up, surveyed the work, and said he would be perfectly willing to cover up the piece and make right quick with disposing of the naughty bits — but he was going to repaint over the entire work because it was rubbish. The Church flipped their wigs and told him to go pound sand into a rat hole. Word spread about his theories on Michelangelo (hugely popular at the time) and he was forced to move to Spain.

Though he was still able to get considerable commisions and work from Spain, the style of his work was impossibly distanced from other art being made during that time period. Limbs and fingers took on odd and unnatural proportions. Heads became stretched or swollen. Torsos twisted. Hundreds of years later, art scholars realized that by looking at his paintings through a elliptical lens of the right power and distortion, his paintings would take on more photo-realistic proportions. His “genius” was merely a combination of considerable technical abilities, and severe astigmatism.

Now it’s 500 years later. Religion is a different game all together. Art has been reborn and reborn and reborn, but the complexity of human physiology is the same. One little misplaced dna pair, a bump on the head at this age, environmental contaminations at that age, or any number of a million possible scenarios can have a dramatic effect on both our physical and psychological states. We’re fragile creatures in a fragile universe.

That brings me to Daniel Johnston. You probably know him. You’ve probably seen the movie about him. If you know me, I’ve probably put his songs on mix cds that you’ve stolen out of my car cd player. I’ve probably played you a spiritualized bootleg or any number of cover songs that are Daniel Johnston tributes. The man is a tragic genius, with incredible songwriting abilities.

El Greco and Daniel Johnston are cut from the same cloth. They share a blatant obsession with religious imagery in their work. Their talents are hindered, hampered, and inseparably tied to their mental illness, inner struggles, and the fragility of biology. Most importantly to this blog, however, they are woefully honest and talented artists.

As Daniel Johnston sings in the song “Story of an Artist”, “Listen up and I’ll tell a story / About an artist growing old / Some would try for fame and glory / Others aren’t so bold.” I can’t help but hopelessly connect the work of El Greco with the work of Daniel Johnston. El Greco: “Portrait of an Old Man”, Daniel Johnston: “Story of an Artist” …. how perfect is that relationship?

Daniel Johnston – Story of an Artist

Daniel Johnston – True Love Will Find You in the End

 

March 29th, 2007

I Wish I Knew More Words

I haven’t been online, so I’m sorry if that has been posted on EVERY SINGLE blog out there. I wish I knew more words, so I could describe this. FAWK. That FOX News Ticker on the bottom is just an incredible compliment to this.

March 28th, 2007

The Girl of Your Dreams May Love Me…. Someday

 

Most likely, you have no idea who Joe Purdy is.  The thing is that you’ve probably heard him.  He was the guy playing in Starbucks one night while you were waiting for your coffee, or you noticed him in the background on Desperate Housewives (or the foreground of LOST blarghghghghhhhhhh!)  He plays a brand of pretty standard, but beautiful, folk music.   He makes me wonder, though, how is it that he is relatively unknown (The Hype Machine only has a handful of sites that have mentioned him) when his songs are so familiar seeming.

These days there are a few artists that can actualize “commerical success” by shilling for well…. anything.  Would Moby have sold however many millions of records if he wasn’t played in every single car commercial and prime time show on tv?  How about Damien Rice, which an even stronger comparison can be drawn?  The cats drag in 6+ figures for songs that they’ve already written and recorded.  I’m not spitting off my high horse onto them, either — most artists record songs with the idea of turning a dime.  Who are we to judge them for cashing that dime-centric-dream in for a shinier, fancier one:  one customer, one huge paycheck.

It’s a chicken vs egg type of story.  What came first?  Damien Rice or movie trailers?  Sales or… well…. SALES?  And where do you expect to encounter Joe Purdy next?  He’ll be everywhere.  Commericials.  Movie Trailers.  Singing to you in the Target Bathroom.  Some morning you’ll wake up next to a girl you just met (or a guy) and Joe Purdy’s familiar song will be playing out of their cd-clock radio.  You’ll know who he is, and you’ll inevitably be able to tell her/him about how Rob over at AuralFitness.com alluded to his forthcoming saturation months ago.

It’s not the future, however, it’s the present.  And lets not forget that at this moment, Joe Purdy still makes beautiful folk songs that you have no choice but to love.

Joe Purdy – You Don’t Like Me Anyway
Joe Purdy – Why Are

March 25th, 2007

Introducing: me. Unplugged.

I realized just recently (this morning) that I had never introduced myself to the people who were regular readers of Tree-Lounge (all 4 of them), and to the blossoming subscribers to the new AuralFitness. Old readers – you know me as the guy that kept sending Rob reminders to update, even after he had lost all of his 50 states project. New readers – you probably just assumed I had been here for a while. Well, you were wrong. I’m new.

Remember in 5th grade when all the kids had to go around the classroom and say their name, favorite food, and favorite type of music? Well, when I went to elementary school the only thing different was the name – the food and music were usually the same. Most kids answered “Joe Smith, Pizza, Rap” or “Joe Smith, Pizza, Rock.” If you had to do the exercise again in 6th grade (I did) one thing changed – the music. Kids were well on their way to becoming better than everyone else, groups formed, and I got left out. In the early-mid 90’s usually this meant that everyone changed their music to “Alternative Rock.” Funny that a 12-year-old would know what alternative rock was, because I had no idea what it was an alternative to. I was one of those. If it played on Rev105, it was good. And my favorite food was pizza.

Somewhere along the line I met Rob. He had a car with an awesome stereo and no roof. We talked music. It turns out that we’re both stubborn assholes when it comes to music – musical chauvinists to the core.

Anyway, enough with introductions. I’m Stu. You may refer to me as “Stu.”

Horace Andy – Do You Love My Music?

Onto the real issue: a real post. I was planning a huge post about the “Unplugged” situation. I saw a commercial the other day about something that I consider a travesty of modern music – Korn. Better yet, Korn Unplugged. Unplugged is a gimmick. It’s always been a gimmick. I watched a few of the video clips available on MTV.com (don’t visit the link, it’s not worth it), and decided I had enough. “Unplugged” is a producer’s dream – the band shows up and plays a playlist that has been picked out by everyone but the band. The arrangements of the band’s own songs are probably not even written by the band, and the abundance of purple backlighting makes me dizzy.

So, if you want some depressing, truly unplugged music – here it is.

Hank Williams – Angel of Death
Townes Van Zandt – Black Crow Blues
Iron & Wine – Sodom, South Georgia
Willie Nelson – Blue Rock Montana/Time of the Preacher (Medley)
Nick Drake – Parasite
Robert Johnson – Cross Roads Blues
Steve Earle – Tecumseh Valley (T. Van Zandt Cover)

Also, for all you Mac users out there. I have made a little widget for your dashboard. It’s an early version, so let me know if there are any bugs. I don’t have Vista yet, but I will soon. Maybe I’ll have a sidebar gadget sometime in the summer.

Download HERE – The only desktop widget you’ll ever need.

Picture from Empireempire.org. Check it out.

March 22nd, 2007

Give me mario, or give me food, or kill me.

Faithful readers: be warned. This post is outside of the typical scope of this website. It has no place being here.

I’m really not a video game person. In my entire life I’ve probably only really gotten into a couple of games — Civilization (2/3) and one of the SimCities when I was very well younger. Beyond that they’ve never been more than a passing way to kill a few minutes or win quarters from little kids in the Wal-Mart lobby. This Wii deal does interest me, however.

My friend Joe makes a good point about the system, “If you want to be active then go play basketball, or go running, or go make yourself another drink. You don’t play video games because you want to be active, you want to be lazy.” Since one of the things in life that I truly excel at is being lazy, this idea does have me slightly concerned. If I can squeeze a few more degrees of casualness out of a situation, then I’m usually the one to do it. Can I benefit mentally/emotionally/casually/spiritually from a Wii?

After watching this clip of the new Mario, the answer should be clear. It has blown me away.

Super Paper Mario Footage 

March 21st, 2007

Pity This Busy Monster

Stu had a brilliant post the other day about goth country.   His post was about Slim Cessna’s Auto Club.  His post was about the inability for large, industrialized, eastern american  cities to adapt to a meteorlogical breaking ball.  Our cities, with their Modern Times mechanics move in an organized and controlled manner.  Every piece has a place and every tooth on every gear spends all day periodically making sweet sweet love to neighboring teeth.

It’s the same preprogrammed mechanical relationships in music.  The bands spin out new records.  These records move down an assembly line, the sprockets and cogs and gears mate up with those on the critics machine, a little lubrication is added and then they are kicked out to us, the consumer.    When these machines are fed something they are not familiar with, they choke up tighter than Boston in a snowstorm.

That brings us to the The Handsome Family.  This husband/wife duo pens gorgeously bleak songs about dead animals, lost lovers, drowning, suburban sprawl, drinking, and dead animals.  The music machine, without being able to quantify humanist expression, hitches their wagon to bands with largely aesthetic presentations.  The machine is unable to understand anything that doesn’t fall into their “dewey decimal system” of Klostermanized culture.  The Handsome family doesn’t care though.   The team they play for understands the relationship between sorrow and soul, between grief and gratitude.  One verse recalling “the first time we slept together/ You said it felt like when you learned to float” and the very next summing up the end of the relationship with “why people OD on pills and jump from the Golden Gate Bridge / Anything to feel weightless again.”

Oh, and Andrew Bird and Jeff Tweedy both mention them frequently as influences.  So listen, sucker.  (bonus points if you can comment where the title comes from without using google.)

The Handsome Family – Flapping Your Broken Wings
The Handsome Family – Bowling Alley Bar
The Handsome Family – My Ghost

March 19th, 2007

Happy Natal Day to Me

Hey Kids. Happy Monday. Happy belated St. Patricks Day. I hope that the green beer was plentiful and the hangover as subdued as mine.

This isn’t just a regular Monday, though. It’s my BIRTHDAY! I don’t have a huge post, a new leak, or a fresh new band — but I do have a handful of cool songs about my birthday. Enjoy., and look forward to more great posts later this week. (If nothing else, at least listen to the Grandmaster Flash and Frank Sinatra tracks, those sum up my birthday sentiments pretty accurately)

Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five – Birthday Party
Frank Sinatra – Happy Birthday to MeJunior Boys – Birthday
Clem Snide – Happy Birthday
Michael Bach – Happy Birthday (to Me)
The Amateurs – Your Birthday
Fugazi – Birthday Pony
The Smiths – Unhappy Birthday
Sufjan Stevens – Happy Birthday
Andrew Bird – The Happy Birthday Song
Pizzicato Five – Happy Birthday
Ween – Birthday Boy
Cibo Matto – Birthday Cake
Mirah – Birthday Present
Stevie Wonder – Happy Birthday
Manitoba – Pauls Birthday

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